THIS ONE DRIFTS ALONGSIDE THE VERTEBRATE PLANET ONCE MORE
THE GATHERING HAS ENDED
YET VOICES STILL ECHO THROUGH THE VOID
THIS ONE IS PLEASED
ALL ARE WELL FED
AND TIME IS PASSING
SLOWLY
AH!
I HAVE FOUND YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN.
I AM AFRAID THAT I,
PITIFUL NAUTILUS THAT I AM,
WAS DISTRACTED BY A PARTICULARLY TASTY-LOOKING COMET.
I FOLLOWED IT FAR INTO SPACE
AND LOST TRACK OF THE WAY BACK.
I AM GLAD TO HAVE FOUND IT.
QUESTION:
HOW MUCH HAS TRANSPIRED IN MY ABSENCE?
QUESTION WAS.
THAT COMET WAS DELICIOUS.
MOON CRUSHER
YOUR WORDS WARM MY THREE HEARTS
SOLAR STORM
YUM
OH GATHERED TENTACLED
I HAVE FELT EMANATIONS FLAVORED WITH SIGNS OF UNUSUALLY STRONG ACTIVITY
FLOWING FROM THE SUN IN THIS POOL OF SPACE
AH MY FRIENDS
FEAST ON THESE ASTEROIDS
AND THE LEFTOVERS
FROM A SUPERNOVA
THAT OCCURRED OVER
A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
FROM WHEN
I WAS TWO
IN SPACE SQUID YEARS
TANTE HRODOHAIDIS IS WELL KNOWN TO BE
THE BEST ARRANGER OF EDIBLE MATTER
IN THE DISK OF THIS GALAXY.
POSSIBLY THE HALO AS WELL.
OH, CATSQUID
AWESOME IS THE UNIVERSE
SO MUCH TO DISCOVER
QUESTION
STARDUST TEA ANYONE
QUESTION WAS
GADZOOKS
EVEN FOR MY ANCIENT WISDOM I NEVER KNEW
OUR COUSINS LIVE ON THESE DISTANT SOLAR BODIES
I AM SORRY
I NEVER GOT AN “A” IN SCIENCE
AS A LITTLE GERM CELL
WE HAVE SMALL COUSINS IN THE OCEANS
OF THE THIRD PLANET
AND TWO OF THE MOONS
AH MY FRIENDS
THE SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT TO YOU
YES
CATSQUID
MOONCRUSHER HAS INDEED CRUSHED MANY MOONS
BUT WE HAVE PROMISED
NOT TO HARM THIS SYSTEM
THIS TIME
SEE
AH
ANOTHER HAS RETURNED
I WAS MERELY
BEHIND THIS GAS GIANT
IT SEEMS
A TASTY ASTEROID HAVE YOU
QUESTION
WHAT ELSE MAY WE FIND
OF COURSE
NOT TO SOUND CRUEL
YOU MAY SHARE THIS WANDERING
SHATTERED ASTEROID WITH ME
IN CASE HURT ABIDES WITHIN YOU
FROM MY CALLOUSNESS
O MOON CRUSHER
CONSIDERING YOUR NAME
I FIND YOUR CONCERN
HILARIOUS
FEAST, FRIEND, ON COMETS AND ASTEROIDS AND DUST.
DRINK THE SOLAR WIND.
BUT SPARE THE STAR, PLANETS, AND MOONS
FOR NOW.
AH
MY ANCIENT BODY HAS GROWN WEARY FOR LATELY
NO TASTY EXTRATERRESTRIAL BODIES HAVE COME MY WAY FOR NEARLY A DECADE
MY BODY HUNGERS FOR STARDUST
BUT HERE IS THE RICHEST STARS
I HOPE NONE MIND
IF I STOP FOR A WHILE AND EAT MY FILL
QUESTION
DO YOU MIND
QUESTION WAS
ALL REMAIN.
WE ARE IN NO HURRY
TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.
HELLO MY BRETHREN
I HAVE BEEN WANDERING AMONG THE STARS TOO LONG
THIS IS THE TIME TO REST
AND CHAT
WITH MY FELLOW SPACE CREATURES
BUT ALAS
MOST HAVE LEFT TO DRIFT INTO THE ENDLESS SEA
OF STARS
HOPEFULLY ONE STILL AWAITS
THIER RETURN
AGENT SQUIDLING
YOU HAVE OUR GREETINGS
QUESTION
HOW CAME YOU TO OUR MEETING-PLACE
QUESTION WAS
IT SEEMS I HAVE ARRIVED TOO LATE TO THIS CONVENTION OF MY FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHEN TIME IS AN ILLUSION?
WELCOME.
FOR COUNTLESS EONS HAVE I MEANDERED THROUGH THE HEAVENS
IT HAS BEEN EXCEEDINGLY PLEASANT
YET NEVER HAVE I ENCOUNTERED SO MANY OF MY BRETHREN GATHERED IN ONE PLACE
GREETINGS, COUSINS
I HAVE FOUND A PLACE TO SPEAK
YOU ARE CEPHALOPOD FELLOWS
QUESTION
ANY OCTOPI AMONG US
OR AM I ALONE
QUESTION WAS
I AM OF NEITHER THE SEA
OR THE STARS
JUST THE LAKE AND THE CITY ON ITS SHORE
FORMERLY I WENT BY THE NAME
“SHE WHO BURNS BRIGHTLY”
THIS NAME WAS AN INCONVENIENCE
NOW I SHALL BE KNOWN AS SQUIDEH
QUESTION
HOW GOES IT IN THE LIFE OF MY FELLOW CEPHS
QUESTION WAS
RINGS ARE TASTY
SO DELICATE
ENGULFING THEM
ONE’S BUCCAL MEMBRANE
CAN HARDLY FEEL THEM
INTERFERENCE FEARED
EASY WHEN SMALL AS THIS
I HAVE DRIFTED THROUGH THICK DUST
SWIRLED IN GLOWING GATHERING GASES
UNTIL IN THIS SPIRAL’S ARM
FOUND FRIENDS ASSEMBLED
SO IT CONTINUES
BUT NIBBLE RINGS MUST FIRST I
SEEKER OF FANTASY
THIS ONE, TOO, HAS ENCOUNTERED THIS CHELLONI
IT TOLD ME OF MANY WONDERS, OF GALAXIES AND QUASARS
THE CHELLONI SEEM TO NOT BE AS NUMEROUS AS OUR CEPHALOPOD BRETHEREN
IT WAS OF SIMILAR MINDSET; IT DID NOT FEAR THE DARKNESS
TOGETHER, WE ALL FLOAT SERENELY THROUGH THE WOVEN BEYOND
OH, GOOD
THIS DESTINATION STILL REMAINS
I FEARED THAT I HAD LOST THE WAY AGAIN
AMONG BRIGHTER CONSTELLATIONS
THIS IS A PEACEFUL, ELEGANT PLACE
I QUITE ADORE IT.
APOLOGIES FOR MY DELAY
I TOOK THE WRONG EXIT IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY
BUT IT WAS SURE TASTY
OH NO, I FEAR
I HAVE BEEN MISDIRECTED HERE
HAVE I LOST MY WAY AMONG THE STARS?
OH WELL, HELLO MY FRIENDS
HOW ARE YOU ALL ON THIS FINE DAY?
I DO LIKE THIS NEW DESIGN
I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD LINGER HERE
A LONGER WHILE
PERHAPS.
I FEAR MY TALE WILL NO LONGER SEEM AS INTERESTING
COMPARED TO THE TALES OF THE LITTLE BLUE BOX AND THE WHALE
IN MY JOURNEYS I CAME ACROSS ONE OF THE WORLD CHELONII
A TURTLE, WITH MULTIPLE PACHYDERMS UPON ITS BACK
IT IS RARE TO FIND ONE OF THEIR SPECIES NOWADAYS
…HE WAS AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATIONALIST
HELLO MY BRETHREN
I WOULD BE HONORED TO JOIN YOU ON YOUR ODYSSEY
I HAVE TRAVELED
THE UNIVERSE IS VAST AND YET THE COLD SKIES ARE NOT NEARLY EMPTY
I HAVE FED ON STARLIGHT AND COURTED THE UNIVERSE
THE SPHERES PLAY A SYMPHONY
HOW AMAZING, ASTRATEUTHIS
I SHALL HAVE TO SEEK A WHITE DWARF OUT SOMETIME AND TRY THIS
HOWEVER FOR NOW, I MUST LEAVE YOU, MY FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
PERHAPS WE SHALL MEET AGAIN IN A MILLENNIUM OR TWO, TO CHECK ON THIS SYSTEM
AND SEE HOW THE VERTEBRATES ARE
VERY WELL MOON CRUSHER
MY APPETITE IS SATED FOR NOW
I WILL EMANATE AS BEST I CAN.
SUPERNOVAE ARE RARE AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW
AND BY THE TIME YOU SEE THEM
THEY HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED, PERHAPS LONG AGO
SO YOU MUST SEEK OUT A PROMISING WHITE DWARF WITH BINARY COMPANION
OR A STAR MASSIVE ENOUGH TO UNDERGO CORE COLLAPSE
AND THEN WAIT.
I AM ALWAYS CAREFUL TO REMAIN IN THE OUTER SYSTEM
FOR EVEN MY ANCIENT FORM MAY BE DAMAGED BY SUCH A CATACLYSM
BUT THE THRILL IS WORTH IT
I HAVE ATTAINED SPEEDS FASTER THAN I BELIEVED POSSIBLE IN MEDIANSPACE.
LONG YEARS | OF LIGHT OUR JOURNEY
ÞROUGH STEORRA-SPIRALS | AND STARK SPACE
HWÆR NONE KNOW | OUR LUSTROUS LINEAGE
HWÆR TEUÞIC TENTACLES | REACH BUT FAINTLY
FORÞAN O KINDRED | TO GREET YOU HERE
IN FULL FLEET | SLAYS ALL WEARINESS
AHWÆNNE ASSEMBLE | CEPHALOPODIC KIND
RIGHTLY IS IT SAID | ALL IS WYNN
SUCH TALES MY SQUIDLINGS – TALES I HEAR
OF STARDUST WRAPPED IN A COMET’S TAIL
A WANTON DANCE TO A PULSARS TUNE
A GATHERING OF GAS AROUND A VOID
WHERE NEBULOUS HALF-STARS LEAP AND FALL
AND SINK IN GLORY, NEVER TO RETURN
BUT NOW I NO MORE TALES SHALL HEAR
UNTIL THE RISING ORB OF SOL
BRINGS LIGHT TO THIS ENCRUSTED ROCK
AND WARMS MY TENTACLES AND FILLS
MY MIGHTY CARAPACE WITH LIGHT AND JOY
AND SO I BID MY SQUIDMATES ALL
FAREWELL – GOOD SPORT – UNTIL THE MORN.
GADZOOKS
THANK YOU, SLENDER TENTACLES.
THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY HIDEOUS,
FOR EN HAD AN EXTRA ORB WITH OCULAR, OLFACTORY, AUDITORY, AND SOUND-PRODUCING ORGANS
AND AN EXTRA OF THOSE BONY TENTACLES THEY USE TO MANIPULATE THINGS.
BUT I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
PLEASE EXCUSE ME, O SQUIDS.
I WAS FINISHING A PARTICULARLY TASTY MEAL OF A COMPLETELY LIFELESS PLANET.
IT HAD DELICIOUS SILICON SAND WITH OVERTONES OF METHANE.
SUDDENLY A STRANGE OBJECT LIKE NOTHING I HAD EVER SEEN APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
A PANEL SLID AWAY, REVEALING A TRANSPARENT PATCH.
IT WAS SIMILAR TO THE MATERIAL PRODUCED
WHEN SILICON DEPOSITS ARE BLASTED WITH HIGH HEAT.
THE STRANGE CREATURE I PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED LOOKED OUT OF IT.
ONE OF ENS ORGAN-ORBS TURNED TO LOOK AT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE IN THE OBJECT.
EN SEEMED TO BE COMMUNICATING WITH THAT PERSON OR OBJECT.
THEN THE PANEL SLID CLOSED AND THE OBJECT DISAPPEARED.
I TURNED BACK TO THE REMAINS OF MY MEAL,
AND IT HAD TURNED INTO A WHALE!
NOT A SPACE WHALE EITHER, AN AQUATIC ONE.
THE POOR THING HAD SUFFOCATED INSTANTLY.
I ATE THE REMAINS.
YES
PLEASE DO RECOUNT THIS TALE
TELL US, NAUTILUS.
THE WARM-BLOODED AIR-BREATHERS MAY BE HIDEOUS,
BUT THEY ARE ALSO STRANGELY FASCINATING.
LITTLE BASEMENT SQUID, YOUR TALE ASTOUNDS ME.
A FLYING BLUE BOX, YOU SAY?
AND DENIZENS OF SOL’S THIRD PLANET?
CAN THEY TRULY HAVE LEARNED OUR LANGUAGE?
THIS UNIVERSE IS SUCH A MARVEL.
PERHAPS, IF IT IS NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO YOU SQUIDS,
YOU MIGHT PERHAPS BE WILLING TO LISTEN
TO THIS HUMBLE NAUTILUS’ TALE OF
AN ENCOUNTER WITH SIMILAR CREATURES?
I CONCUR, MOON CRUSHER
WE ARE INDEED BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY TO TRAVERSE THIS INFINITELY CURIOUS UNIVERSE
AND TO LEARN SO MUCH, YET STILL KNOW SO LITTLE
LITTLE BASEMENT SQUID, YOU AMAZE ME.
A VERTEBRATE IN SPACE — MORE THAN THAT, A MAMMAL.
THE UNIVERSE IS INDEED FULL OF WONDERS.
THIS ONE ASKS OF THE VERTEBRATES OF THE THIRD PLANET
ARE THEY KNOWLEDGEABLE
QUESTION WAS
HAVE THEIR SEA SQUIDS
WITH THEIR QUIET AWARENESS
TOLD TALES OF DISTANT STARS
ACROSS THE INKY SPACE OF THE GALAXY
AND OF DISTANT GALAXIES
ACROSS THE VOID
QUESTION WAS
VERY WELL, TANTE
IT WAS QUITE A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN I WAS BUT A MINISCULE BASEMENT SQUID
I WAS DRIFTING ALONG A STAR HATCHERY, FEEDING ON THE WEAKER STARS, WHEN I FELT A SUDDEN BUMP ON MY SIDE
SOME SORT OF BLUE BOX SHIP, WITH CURIOUS DESIGNS ON THE FRONT, HAD BUMPED INTO ME ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT IT SEEMED
A VOICE CALLED OUT SOMETHING I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND, AND I GRABBED THE BOX TO PREVENT IT FROM FLYING AWAY AGAIN
“WHO ARE YOU?” I ASKED THE BOX
“MY APOLOGIES,” A VOICE CALLED BACK TO ME, IN OUR OWN LANGUAGE NO LESS
“I DID NOT SEE YOU IN TIME.”
IN MY SURPRISE, I LET GO OF THE SHIP
IT FLOATED ALONGSIDE ME, AND A PIECE OF IT OPENED TO REVEAL A MAN AND A WOMAN, WHO LOOKED MUCH LIKE THE DENIZENS WHO DWELL ON THE THIRD PLANET OF THIS SYSTEM
WE SPOKE FOR SOME TIME, THEY HAVING NEVER ENCOUNTERED EVEN A MINISCULE SPACE SQUID
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS “THE DOCTOR,” BUT ALAS, I CANNOT REMEMBER THE NAME OF HIS COMPANION
I TOLD HIM OF AN INTERESTING DUAL STAR SYSTEM I HAD SEEN A FEW STARS BEHIND ME
HE THANKED ME AND LEFT
I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM SINCE…
PLEASE TELL US HOW THAT TALE SPINS.
O FANTASTICAL SEEKER
I NOMINATE YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO REGALE US WITH YOUR STORIES
HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO GO FIRST
I COULD TELL OF THE TIME I MET THE MAN AND HIS FRIEND IN THE ODD BLUE BOX, FLOATING THROUGH SPACE
STORIES GLORIES
GOOD TO SEE DARLING CEPHS
JOY EDDIES IN THIS PURLIEU
SMALL VOICE, QUESTION
ARE YOU A SQUID OF THE SEA
QUESTION WAS
Greetings to all among the stars who come to Sol
ASTRATEUTHIS
IF YOU ARE THE ONE OF THAT NAME
FAMED FOR RIDING THE SHOCK WAVES OF SUPERNOVAE
I SHOULD DEARLY LOVE TO HEAR
TALES OF THOSE EXPLOITS.
MANY OF US HAVE COME TOGETHER NOW
I HAVE ALTERED MY MONIKER SLIGHTLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF CLARITY
WE HAVE NOW FEASTED ON THE MINERAL-RICH ROCKS OF THE KUPIER BELT
AND HAVE DETERMINED THE SYSTEM WE HAVE COME TOGETHER IN SHALL BE PROTECTED FOR A MILLENNIUM YET
I CONCUR WITH THE OTHERS: THE TIME FOR TALES HAS COME UPON US
QUESTION
WHO WILL BEGIN
QUESTION WAS.
MMMMM SMOOTH BLACK ICE WITH CRUNCHY ROCKS AND DELICIOUS HYDROCARBON SAVOR
GREETINGS TO THIS GATHERING
AN UNCONVENTIONAL FLEET
YET NEVERTHELESS PLEASING TO MY SENSES
MIGHT I PRESNT MY COMPLIMENTS FOR THE SITE
THAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE FLEET-LEADER
IT IS MORE GLORIOUS
BY FAR
THAN ANY I HAVE SEEN THIS LONG WHILE
FORGIVE ME IF I DRIFT ON
OTHER MATTERS MAY CLAIM MY ATTENTION
YET I WILL STAY HERE
IF I CAN
FOR IT IS A COMFORT TO OBSERVE THIS PLACE.
THIS SYSTEM ABOUNDS IN COMETS.
WE HAVE EATEN WELL.
NOW I HUNGER FOR STORIES.
AH, MY FRIENDS
I HAVE LONG SEARCHED FOR YOU
NOW I HAVE FOUND YOU
LET US FEAST TOGETHER
MRUUUUUUGHHH
I HUNGER FOR COMETS
HELLO, FRIENDS, MIGHT I TRAVEL WITH YOU?
GREETINGS, MY BRETHREN
LONG HAVE I JOURNEYED AMONG THE STELLAR FLOWS
I COME NOW BEARING MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE
AND DARE I SAY
…OF FANTASY
I HAVE NEVER YET MET
A BASEMENT SQUID
OF ANY SIZE.
HOW DELIGHTFUL.
GREETINGS FRIENDS
SO GLAD TO HAVE FOUND OTHERS
I WAS LONELY OUT PAST THE GALAXIES
MY BRETHREN
THE SPACIOUSNESS OF THIS CONCLAVE MIRRORS THE ENDLESS DEPTHS OF SPACE AND THE EXISTENTIAL LONELINESS ETC ETC, YET THE SCROLLING DISTURBS THE TRANQUILITY OF MY TENTACLES. MIGHT WE APPROACH EACH OTHER MORE CLOSELY?
IN HONOR AND DEFERENCE
TO THE NEWCOMER KNOWN AS STARMUNCHER,
I AM CHANGING MY NAME.
THE CEPHALOPODS OF EARTH AND EUROPA ARE GOOD COMPANY AND SHOW GREAT PROMISE.
SOME OF EARTH’S VERTEBRATES ARE ANNOYING,
BUT WE CAN IGNORE THEM FOR NOW.
LET US SPARE THE STAR.
ROCKY MATTER IS MORE TO MY TASTE ANYWAY.
THE SOL STAR SHALL NOT BE DEVOURED THIS CENTURY.
LET US GIVE THE INHABITANTS OF HER THIRD PLANET SOME TIME. IT IS NOT OUR PLACE TO DECIDE WHICH DENIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE HAVE YET ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS.
I, FOR MYSELF, AM CONTENT NOW TO SAIL THROUGH THE DARKNESS IN THE PRESENCE OF SO FINE A FLEET.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THERE IS A PROPOSAL
THE SOL STAR SHALL BE HELD SACROSANCT
HOW SAY YOU?
THIS ONE SENSES OTHERS ACROSS THE VOID
MANY JOURNEYS HAVE BROUGHT THIS ONE TO THIS PLACE
MANY STARS AND PLANETS CONSUMED
MANY COMETS RACED AND OVERTAKEN
THIS ONE IS PLEASED WITH YOUR SPEECH
GREETINGS, MIGHTY SQUIDS.
I AM A MERE NAUTILUS,
BUT I KNOW THE SONGS OF THE STARS,
AND THE EBBS AND FLOWS OF ENDLESS SPACE.
I HOPE I MAY DRIFT WITH YOU FOR A SHORT TIME?
NO MORE THAN A MILLENNIUM.
I DO NOT WISH TO BE A BURDEN.
AND MIGHT I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT THE STAR OF MIDDLE AGE
KNOWN TO THE NAUTILUSES AS SOL
NOT BE CONSUMED?
ITS THIRD PLANET
WHOSE WATERS HOUSE MANY OF MY LESSER COUSINS
IS PRECIOUS TO ME.
THE GIANT SPACE SQUID
KNOWN AS GIANT SPACE SQUID
SPEAKS FOR ME:
WE WOULD HEAR TALES.
AH TO TASTE A STAR!
THE SWEET DELIGHT OF STARDUST
SHALL TICKLE MY TENTACLES
WITH THE DELIGHT OF A GALAXY WELL TASTED!
BENEVOLENT HAILINGS
TO YOU ALL
THIS FINE EON
HOW PLEASANT
TO HAVE DRIFTED INTO
THIS CURRENT
OF COLLECTED CONSCIOUSNESSES
DO NOT
THE ORNAMENTS OF THE FIRMAMENT
LOOK TASTY
QUESTION
BUT
I SEE
YOU PLURAL
AGREE
WHAT SURPRISE
I SEE
IN FRONT OF
MY VERY OWN OCULAR DEVICES
THE IMMINENCY OF
A LUMINOUS RED NOVA
HOW NOTEWORTHY
OF COURSE
IMMINENCY
IS RELATIVE
TO
A SPACE SQUID
Greetings, present squids.
GREETINGS, O GREAT ONES! I have come to join your fleet.
I love the comets,
I love the galaxies,
I love giant space squids,
I love to see them soar,
I love the musiverse,
With all its craziness…
WELCOME, MUSA TEUTHIDA.
WE SHALL NOT HARM YOUR STAR.
SHE IS ACCEPTABLE
SHE MAY BECOME OF THE FLEET.
WELCOME TOO, MUSA TEUTHIDA.
HAVE YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU ANY TALES OF YOUR PASTPLACE
WAIT
I KNOW THIS FIDDLER
HER NATURE IS OBSCURE
BUT SHE IS SQUIDLIIKE, AND KNOWS THE WAYS OF STARS
LET HER JOURNEY WITH US
TOO PUNNY FOR ME, BUT FOR THIS ILLUSTRIOUS OCCASION I SHALL ADOPT A NEW SOBRIQUET.
HELLO FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
I HAIL FROM THE OORT CLOUD
MANGLED SPEECH, PERHAPS.
SURELY “SQUIDNIGHT SQUIDDLER” WAS MEANT.
I AM NO CRAB NOR SQUIDLING. I JOIN YOU AS A FELLOW TRAVELLER THROUGH THE VOID, FOR THOUGH I ENCOMPASS STARS I HAVE NOT YET TOUCHED THE DEPTHS OF THE UNIVERSE.
MIDNIGHT FIDDLER
WHAT NAME IS THIS
IT IS A CRAB NAME
NAME YOUR PURPOSE, CRAB
HAIL, SQUIDLING
YOUR SMALL SPEECH TELLS ME
YOUR TENTACLES WILL NOT YET ENCOMPASS A STAR
PATIENCE!
ONE DAY YOU SHALL JOIN US
SALUTATIONS, FRIENDS
LET OUR PEACEFUL, DRIFTING WAY
INSPIRE THE WORLD
hello new friends
I hope you are well
I have never devoured a star
but someday I might like to try
THAT WOULD BE GOOD SPORT.
BUT THE CENTER IS TOO TAME TO KINDLE A QUASAR,
AND THE OCEANS OF THE THIRD PLANET AND ONE OF THE MOONS
HARBOR MANY SMALL SQUID-COUSINS
WHO HAVE NOT YET TAKEN TO SPACE.
THERE IS LITTLE NEED
TO DEVOUR A STAR
LET US MERELY DIVERT IT
DISTURB IT FROM ITS ALLOTTED PATH
AND IN JUST A FEW MILLENNIA
THE CENTRAL VOID WILL TAKE IT
AND WE MAY BASK IN THE LIGHT IT LEAVES
GREETING-FEELINGS
WELCOME TRAVELER
NO NEED FOR FEAR
THIS NIGHT IS A NIGHT FOR SHARING STORIES
ONLY THE INANIMATE WILL BE EATEN IN THIS NIGHT-PLACE
QUESTION
YOU ARE A SEA SQUID
QUESTION WAS.
the stars keep spinning (aaaaahh it’s mesmerising) and I keep drifting – wonder where I’ll end up next?
in the meantime hello! I hope you don’t mind if I join you. I am friendly, if a little dazed by the twinkling of the stars. by the way, that recipe for celestial salad sounds delicious.
THERE IS A TIME FOR SMALL PREY
A TIME FOR LARGE PREY
A TIME FOR WHALES
NOT NOW
THE CURRENT ONE MAY BE ALLOWED TO SHINE FOR A FEW MILLENNIA YET
PERHAPS FILTER-FEEDING IN THE KUPIER BELT
WILL DO FOR NOW
HRNNNNNGH, YES.
THE CURRENTS OF SPACE ARE SOOTHING HERE.
Creating stars is such hard work. Let’s bask under our handiwork and drift idly through the firmament.
NOT THE NEAREST ONE.
WE NEED IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
COME, MY FLEET
TONIGHT
WE DEVOUR A STAR
SOMEONE NEW IS HERE.
WELCOME.
AND NOW, COMPANIONS,
LET US WAIT FOR THE OTHERS.
GADZOOKS.
THE UNIVERSE IS LOVELY.
I BRING GREETINGS FROM THE SQUID NEBULA TO ALL MY FELLOW SQUIDS. LET US ALL DRIFT TOGETHER THROUGH THE VASTY DARKNESS OF SPACE AND SPRINKLE STARDUST IN OUR WAKE.
SIXTYSIX DIPPERS OF MOONDUST
A BAY’S WORTH OF PLANKTON
A PINCH OF STARDUST
A HEALTHY SPURT OF INK
IS ALL YOU NEED
FOR ONE BATCH
OF I’S CELESTIAL SALAD.
I’m just a little squid under the sea don’t even go very deep really just sort of dart around you know zip zip zip that’s me heh but I must say it’s great really great to be hanging out with all these huge cephs who travel all over the universe you know and have seen everything and have so much wisdom and stuff and gee whiz I’m such a little speck they don’t even want to eat me hehe just joking don’t eat me
CHASING A COMET,
I FOUND THIS PLACE.
SO MUCH BETTER!
THOUGH I DO LIKE ICE.
GLAD TO HAVE FOUND THIS BASKING GROUND
A PLACE OF FRIENDS AND WARM PLASMA
IT WAS COLD OUT THERE
AT THE END OF THE SPIRAL ARM
SO SAY WE ALL
THIS ONE DRIFTS ALONGSIDE THE VERTEBRATE PLANET ONCE MORE
THE GATHERING HAS ENDED
YET VOICES STILL ECHO THROUGH THE VOID
THIS ONE IS PLEASED
ALL ARE WELL FED
AND TIME IS PASSING
SLOWLY
AH!
I HAVE FOUND YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN.
I AM AFRAID THAT I,
PITIFUL NAUTILUS THAT I AM,
WAS DISTRACTED BY A PARTICULARLY TASTY-LOOKING COMET.
I FOLLOWED IT FAR INTO SPACE
AND LOST TRACK OF THE WAY BACK.
I AM GLAD TO HAVE FOUND IT.
QUESTION:
HOW MUCH HAS TRANSPIRED IN MY ABSENCE?
QUESTION WAS.
THAT COMET WAS DELICIOUS.
MOON CRUSHER
YOUR WORDS WARM MY THREE HEARTS
SOLAR STORM
YUM
OH GATHERED TENTACLED
I HAVE FELT EMANATIONS FLAVORED WITH SIGNS OF UNUSUALLY STRONG ACTIVITY
FLOWING FROM THE SUN IN THIS POOL OF SPACE
AH MY FRIENDS
FEAST ON THESE ASTEROIDS
AND THE LEFTOVERS
FROM A SUPERNOVA
THAT OCCURRED OVER
A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
FROM WHEN
I WAS TWO
IN SPACE SQUID YEARS
TANTE HRODOHAIDIS IS WELL KNOWN TO BE
THE BEST ARRANGER OF EDIBLE MATTER
IN THE DISK OF THIS GALAXY.
POSSIBLY THE HALO AS WELL.
OH, CATSQUID
AWESOME IS THE UNIVERSE
SO MUCH TO DISCOVER
QUESTION
STARDUST TEA ANYONE
QUESTION WAS
GADZOOKS
EVEN FOR MY ANCIENT WISDOM I NEVER KNEW
OUR COUSINS LIVE ON THESE DISTANT SOLAR BODIES
I AM SORRY
I NEVER GOT AN “A” IN SCIENCE
AS A LITTLE GERM CELL
WE HAVE SMALL COUSINS IN THE OCEANS
OF THE THIRD PLANET
AND TWO OF THE MOONS
AH MY FRIENDS
THE SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT TO YOU
YES
CATSQUID
MOONCRUSHER HAS INDEED CRUSHED MANY MOONS
BUT WE HAVE PROMISED
NOT TO HARM THIS SYSTEM
THIS TIME
SEE
AH
ANOTHER HAS RETURNED
I WAS MERELY
BEHIND THIS GAS GIANT
IT SEEMS
A TASTY ASTEROID HAVE YOU
QUESTION
WHAT ELSE MAY WE FIND
OF COURSE
NOT TO SOUND CRUEL
YOU MAY SHARE THIS WANDERING
SHATTERED ASTEROID WITH ME
IN CASE HURT ABIDES WITHIN YOU
FROM MY CALLOUSNESS
O MOON CRUSHER
CONSIDERING YOUR NAME
I FIND YOUR CONCERN
HILARIOUS
FEAST, FRIEND, ON COMETS AND ASTEROIDS AND DUST.
DRINK THE SOLAR WIND.
BUT SPARE THE STAR, PLANETS, AND MOONS
FOR NOW.
AH
MY ANCIENT BODY HAS GROWN WEARY FOR LATELY
NO TASTY EXTRATERRESTRIAL BODIES HAVE COME MY WAY FOR NEARLY A DECADE
MY BODY HUNGERS FOR STARDUST
BUT HERE IS THE RICHEST STARS
I HOPE NONE MIND
IF I STOP FOR A WHILE AND EAT MY FILL
QUESTION
DO YOU MIND
QUESTION WAS
ALL REMAIN.
WE ARE IN NO HURRY
TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.
HELLO MY BRETHREN
I HAVE BEEN WANDERING AMONG THE STARS TOO LONG
THIS IS THE TIME TO REST
AND CHAT
WITH MY FELLOW SPACE CREATURES
BUT ALAS
MOST HAVE LEFT TO DRIFT INTO THE ENDLESS SEA
OF STARS
HOPEFULLY ONE STILL AWAITS
THIER RETURN
AGENT SQUIDLING
YOU HAVE OUR GREETINGS
QUESTION
HOW CAME YOU TO OUR MEETING-PLACE
QUESTION WAS
IT SEEMS I HAVE ARRIVED TOO LATE TO THIS CONVENTION OF MY FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHEN TIME IS AN ILLUSION?
WELCOME.
FOR COUNTLESS EONS HAVE I MEANDERED THROUGH THE HEAVENS
IT HAS BEEN EXCEEDINGLY PLEASANT
YET NEVER HAVE I ENCOUNTERED SO MANY OF MY BRETHREN GATHERED IN ONE PLACE
GREETINGS, COUSINS
I HAVE FOUND A PLACE TO SPEAK
YOU ARE CEPHALOPOD FELLOWS
QUESTION
ANY OCTOPI AMONG US
OR AM I ALONE
QUESTION WAS
I AM OF NEITHER THE SEA
OR THE STARS
JUST THE LAKE AND THE CITY ON ITS SHORE
FORMERLY I WENT BY THE NAME
“SHE WHO BURNS BRIGHTLY”
THIS NAME WAS AN INCONVENIENCE
NOW I SHALL BE KNOWN AS SQUIDEH
QUESTION
HOW GOES IT IN THE LIFE OF MY FELLOW CEPHS
QUESTION WAS
RINGS ARE TASTY
SO DELICATE
ENGULFING THEM
ONE’S BUCCAL MEMBRANE
CAN HARDLY FEEL THEM
INTERFERENCE FEARED
EASY WHEN SMALL AS THIS
I HAVE DRIFTED THROUGH THICK DUST
SWIRLED IN GLOWING GATHERING GASES
UNTIL IN THIS SPIRAL’S ARM
FOUND FRIENDS ASSEMBLED
SO IT CONTINUES
BUT NIBBLE RINGS MUST FIRST I
SEEKER OF FANTASY
THIS ONE, TOO, HAS ENCOUNTERED THIS CHELLONI
IT TOLD ME OF MANY WONDERS, OF GALAXIES AND QUASARS
THE CHELLONI SEEM TO NOT BE AS NUMEROUS AS OUR CEPHALOPOD BRETHEREN
IT WAS OF SIMILAR MINDSET; IT DID NOT FEAR THE DARKNESS
TOGETHER, WE ALL FLOAT SERENELY THROUGH THE WOVEN BEYOND
OH, GOOD
THIS DESTINATION STILL REMAINS
I FEARED THAT I HAD LOST THE WAY AGAIN
AMONG BRIGHTER CONSTELLATIONS
THIS IS A PEACEFUL, ELEGANT PLACE
I QUITE ADORE IT.
APOLOGIES FOR MY DELAY
I TOOK THE WRONG EXIT IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY
BUT IT WAS SURE TASTY
OH NO, I FEAR
I HAVE BEEN MISDIRECTED HERE
HAVE I LOST MY WAY AMONG THE STARS?
OH WELL, HELLO MY FRIENDS
HOW ARE YOU ALL ON THIS FINE DAY?
I DO LIKE THIS NEW DESIGN
I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD LINGER HERE
A LONGER WHILE
PERHAPS.
I FEAR MY TALE WILL NO LONGER SEEM AS INTERESTING
COMPARED TO THE TALES OF THE LITTLE BLUE BOX AND THE WHALE
IN MY JOURNEYS I CAME ACROSS ONE OF THE WORLD CHELONII
A TURTLE, WITH MULTIPLE PACHYDERMS UPON ITS BACK
IT IS RARE TO FIND ONE OF THEIR SPECIES NOWADAYS
…HE WAS AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATIONALIST
HELLO MY BRETHREN
I WOULD BE HONORED TO JOIN YOU ON YOUR ODYSSEY
I HAVE TRAVELED
THE UNIVERSE IS VAST AND YET THE COLD SKIES ARE NOT NEARLY EMPTY
I HAVE FED ON STARLIGHT AND COURTED THE UNIVERSE
THE SPHERES PLAY A SYMPHONY
HOW AMAZING, ASTRATEUTHIS
I SHALL HAVE TO SEEK A WHITE DWARF OUT SOMETIME AND TRY THIS
HOWEVER FOR NOW, I MUST LEAVE YOU, MY FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
PERHAPS WE SHALL MEET AGAIN IN A MILLENNIUM OR TWO, TO CHECK ON THIS SYSTEM
AND SEE HOW THE VERTEBRATES ARE
VERY WELL MOON CRUSHER
MY APPETITE IS SATED FOR NOW
I WILL EMANATE AS BEST I CAN.
SUPERNOVAE ARE RARE AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW
AND BY THE TIME YOU SEE THEM
THEY HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED, PERHAPS LONG AGO
SO YOU MUST SEEK OUT A PROMISING WHITE DWARF WITH BINARY COMPANION
OR A STAR MASSIVE ENOUGH TO UNDERGO CORE COLLAPSE
AND THEN WAIT.
I AM ALWAYS CAREFUL TO REMAIN IN THE OUTER SYSTEM
FOR EVEN MY ANCIENT FORM MAY BE DAMAGED BY SUCH A CATACLYSM
BUT THE THRILL IS WORTH IT
I HAVE ATTAINED SPEEDS FASTER THAN I BELIEVED POSSIBLE IN MEDIANSPACE.
LONG YEARS | OF LIGHT OUR JOURNEY
ÞROUGH STEORRA-SPIRALS | AND STARK SPACE
HWÆR NONE KNOW | OUR LUSTROUS LINEAGE
HWÆR TEUÞIC TENTACLES | REACH BUT FAINTLY
FORÞAN O KINDRED | TO GREET YOU HERE
IN FULL FLEET | SLAYS ALL WEARINESS
AHWÆNNE ASSEMBLE | CEPHALOPODIC KIND
RIGHTLY IS IT SAID | ALL IS WYNN
SUCH TALES MY SQUIDLINGS – TALES I HEAR
OF STARDUST WRAPPED IN A COMET’S TAIL
A WANTON DANCE TO A PULSARS TUNE
A GATHERING OF GAS AROUND A VOID
WHERE NEBULOUS HALF-STARS LEAP AND FALL
AND SINK IN GLORY, NEVER TO RETURN
BUT NOW I NO MORE TALES SHALL HEAR
UNTIL THE RISING ORB OF SOL
BRINGS LIGHT TO THIS ENCRUSTED ROCK
AND WARMS MY TENTACLES AND FILLS
MY MIGHTY CARAPACE WITH LIGHT AND JOY
AND SO I BID MY SQUIDMATES ALL
FAREWELL – GOOD SPORT – UNTIL THE MORN.
GADZOOKS
THANK YOU, SLENDER TENTACLES.
THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY HIDEOUS,
FOR EN HAD AN EXTRA ORB WITH OCULAR, OLFACTORY, AUDITORY, AND SOUND-PRODUCING ORGANS
AND AN EXTRA OF THOSE BONY TENTACLES THEY USE TO MANIPULATE THINGS.
BUT I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
PLEASE EXCUSE ME, O SQUIDS.
I WAS FINISHING A PARTICULARLY TASTY MEAL OF A COMPLETELY LIFELESS PLANET.
IT HAD DELICIOUS SILICON SAND WITH OVERTONES OF METHANE.
SUDDENLY A STRANGE OBJECT LIKE NOTHING I HAD EVER SEEN APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
A PANEL SLID AWAY, REVEALING A TRANSPARENT PATCH.
IT WAS SIMILAR TO THE MATERIAL PRODUCED
WHEN SILICON DEPOSITS ARE BLASTED WITH HIGH HEAT.
THE STRANGE CREATURE I PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED LOOKED OUT OF IT.
ONE OF ENS ORGAN-ORBS TURNED TO LOOK AT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE IN THE OBJECT.
EN SEEMED TO BE COMMUNICATING WITH THAT PERSON OR OBJECT.
THEN THE PANEL SLID CLOSED AND THE OBJECT DISAPPEARED.
I TURNED BACK TO THE REMAINS OF MY MEAL,
AND IT HAD TURNED INTO A WHALE!
NOT A SPACE WHALE EITHER, AN AQUATIC ONE.
THE POOR THING HAD SUFFOCATED INSTANTLY.
I ATE THE REMAINS.
YES
PLEASE DO RECOUNT THIS TALE
TELL US, NAUTILUS.
THE WARM-BLOODED AIR-BREATHERS MAY BE HIDEOUS,
BUT THEY ARE ALSO STRANGELY FASCINATING.
LITTLE BASEMENT SQUID, YOUR TALE ASTOUNDS ME.
A FLYING BLUE BOX, YOU SAY?
AND DENIZENS OF SOL’S THIRD PLANET?
CAN THEY TRULY HAVE LEARNED OUR LANGUAGE?
THIS UNIVERSE IS SUCH A MARVEL.
PERHAPS, IF IT IS NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO YOU SQUIDS,
YOU MIGHT PERHAPS BE WILLING TO LISTEN
TO THIS HUMBLE NAUTILUS’ TALE OF
AN ENCOUNTER WITH SIMILAR CREATURES?
I CONCUR, MOON CRUSHER
WE ARE INDEED BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY TO TRAVERSE THIS INFINITELY CURIOUS UNIVERSE
AND TO LEARN SO MUCH, YET STILL KNOW SO LITTLE
LITTLE BASEMENT SQUID, YOU AMAZE ME.
A VERTEBRATE IN SPACE — MORE THAN THAT, A MAMMAL.
THE UNIVERSE IS INDEED FULL OF WONDERS.
THIS ONE ASKS OF THE VERTEBRATES OF THE THIRD PLANET
ARE THEY KNOWLEDGEABLE
QUESTION WAS
HAVE THEIR SEA SQUIDS
WITH THEIR QUIET AWARENESS
TOLD TALES OF DISTANT STARS
ACROSS THE INKY SPACE OF THE GALAXY
AND OF DISTANT GALAXIES
ACROSS THE VOID
QUESTION WAS
VERY WELL, TANTE
IT WAS QUITE A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN I WAS BUT A MINISCULE BASEMENT SQUID
I WAS DRIFTING ALONG A STAR HATCHERY, FEEDING ON THE WEAKER STARS, WHEN I FELT A SUDDEN BUMP ON MY SIDE
SOME SORT OF BLUE BOX SHIP, WITH CURIOUS DESIGNS ON THE FRONT, HAD BUMPED INTO ME ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT IT SEEMED
A VOICE CALLED OUT SOMETHING I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND, AND I GRABBED THE BOX TO PREVENT IT FROM FLYING AWAY AGAIN
“WHO ARE YOU?” I ASKED THE BOX
“MY APOLOGIES,” A VOICE CALLED BACK TO ME, IN OUR OWN LANGUAGE NO LESS
“I DID NOT SEE YOU IN TIME.”
IN MY SURPRISE, I LET GO OF THE SHIP
IT FLOATED ALONGSIDE ME, AND A PIECE OF IT OPENED TO REVEAL A MAN AND A WOMAN, WHO LOOKED MUCH LIKE THE DENIZENS WHO DWELL ON THE THIRD PLANET OF THIS SYSTEM
WE SPOKE FOR SOME TIME, THEY HAVING NEVER ENCOUNTERED EVEN A MINISCULE SPACE SQUID
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS “THE DOCTOR,” BUT ALAS, I CANNOT REMEMBER THE NAME OF HIS COMPANION
I TOLD HIM OF AN INTERESTING DUAL STAR SYSTEM I HAD SEEN A FEW STARS BEHIND ME
HE THANKED ME AND LEFT
I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM SINCE…
PLEASE TELL US HOW THAT TALE SPINS.
O FANTASTICAL SEEKER
I NOMINATE YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO REGALE US WITH YOUR STORIES
HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO GO FIRST
I COULD TELL OF THE TIME I MET THE MAN AND HIS FRIEND IN THE ODD BLUE BOX, FLOATING THROUGH SPACE
STORIES GLORIES
GOOD TO SEE DARLING CEPHS
JOY EDDIES IN THIS PURLIEU
SMALL VOICE, QUESTION
ARE YOU A SQUID OF THE SEA
QUESTION WAS
Greetings to all among the stars who come to Sol
ASTRATEUTHIS
IF YOU ARE THE ONE OF THAT NAME
FAMED FOR RIDING THE SHOCK WAVES OF SUPERNOVAE
I SHOULD DEARLY LOVE TO HEAR
TALES OF THOSE EXPLOITS.
MANY OF US HAVE COME TOGETHER NOW
I HAVE ALTERED MY MONIKER SLIGHTLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF CLARITY
WE HAVE NOW FEASTED ON THE MINERAL-RICH ROCKS OF THE KUPIER BELT
AND HAVE DETERMINED THE SYSTEM WE HAVE COME TOGETHER IN SHALL BE PROTECTED FOR A MILLENNIUM YET
I CONCUR WITH THE OTHERS: THE TIME FOR TALES HAS COME UPON US
QUESTION
WHO WILL BEGIN
QUESTION WAS.
MMMMM SMOOTH BLACK ICE WITH CRUNCHY ROCKS AND DELICIOUS HYDROCARBON SAVOR
GREETINGS TO THIS GATHERING
AN UNCONVENTIONAL FLEET
YET NEVERTHELESS PLEASING TO MY SENSES
MIGHT I PRESNT MY COMPLIMENTS FOR THE SITE
THAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE FLEET-LEADER
IT IS MORE GLORIOUS
BY FAR
THAN ANY I HAVE SEEN THIS LONG WHILE
FORGIVE ME IF I DRIFT ON
OTHER MATTERS MAY CLAIM MY ATTENTION
YET I WILL STAY HERE
IF I CAN
FOR IT IS A COMFORT TO OBSERVE THIS PLACE.
THIS SYSTEM ABOUNDS IN COMETS.
WE HAVE EATEN WELL.
NOW I HUNGER FOR STORIES.
AH, MY FRIENDS
I HAVE LONG SEARCHED FOR YOU
NOW I HAVE FOUND YOU
LET US FEAST TOGETHER
MRUUUUUUGHHH
I HUNGER FOR COMETS
HELLO, FRIENDS, MIGHT I TRAVEL WITH YOU?
GREETINGS, MY BRETHREN
LONG HAVE I JOURNEYED AMONG THE STELLAR FLOWS
I COME NOW BEARING MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE
AND DARE I SAY
…OF FANTASY
I HAVE NEVER YET MET
A BASEMENT SQUID
OF ANY SIZE.
HOW DELIGHTFUL.
GREETINGS FRIENDS
SO GLAD TO HAVE FOUND OTHERS
I WAS LONELY OUT PAST THE GALAXIES
MY BRETHREN
THE SPACIOUSNESS OF THIS CONCLAVE MIRRORS THE ENDLESS DEPTHS OF SPACE AND THE EXISTENTIAL LONELINESS ETC ETC, YET THE SCROLLING DISTURBS THE TRANQUILITY OF MY TENTACLES. MIGHT WE APPROACH EACH OTHER MORE CLOSELY?
IN HONOR AND DEFERENCE
TO THE NEWCOMER KNOWN AS STARMUNCHER,
I AM CHANGING MY NAME.
THE CEPHALOPODS OF EARTH AND EUROPA ARE GOOD COMPANY AND SHOW GREAT PROMISE.
SOME OF EARTH’S VERTEBRATES ARE ANNOYING,
BUT WE CAN IGNORE THEM FOR NOW.
LET US SPARE THE STAR.
ROCKY MATTER IS MORE TO MY TASTE ANYWAY.
THE SOL STAR SHALL NOT BE DEVOURED THIS CENTURY.
LET US GIVE THE INHABITANTS OF HER THIRD PLANET SOME TIME. IT IS NOT OUR PLACE TO DECIDE WHICH DENIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE HAVE YET ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS.
I, FOR MYSELF, AM CONTENT NOW TO SAIL THROUGH THE DARKNESS IN THE PRESENCE OF SO FINE A FLEET.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THERE IS A PROPOSAL
THE SOL STAR SHALL BE HELD SACROSANCT
HOW SAY YOU?
THIS ONE SENSES OTHERS ACROSS THE VOID
MANY JOURNEYS HAVE BROUGHT THIS ONE TO THIS PLACE
MANY STARS AND PLANETS CONSUMED
MANY COMETS RACED AND OVERTAKEN
THIS ONE IS PLEASED WITH YOUR SPEECH
GREETINGS, MIGHTY SQUIDS.
I AM A MERE NAUTILUS,
BUT I KNOW THE SONGS OF THE STARS,
AND THE EBBS AND FLOWS OF ENDLESS SPACE.
I HOPE I MAY DRIFT WITH YOU FOR A SHORT TIME?
NO MORE THAN A MILLENNIUM.
I DO NOT WISH TO BE A BURDEN.
AND MIGHT I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT THE STAR OF MIDDLE AGE
KNOWN TO THE NAUTILUSES AS SOL
NOT BE CONSUMED?
ITS THIRD PLANET
WHOSE WATERS HOUSE MANY OF MY LESSER COUSINS
IS PRECIOUS TO ME.
THE GIANT SPACE SQUID
KNOWN AS GIANT SPACE SQUID
SPEAKS FOR ME:
WE WOULD HEAR TALES.
AH TO TASTE A STAR!
THE SWEET DELIGHT OF STARDUST
SHALL TICKLE MY TENTACLES
WITH THE DELIGHT OF A GALAXY WELL TASTED!
BENEVOLENT HAILINGS
TO YOU ALL
THIS FINE EON
HOW PLEASANT
TO HAVE DRIFTED INTO
THIS CURRENT
OF COLLECTED CONSCIOUSNESSES
DO NOT
THE ORNAMENTS OF THE FIRMAMENT
LOOK TASTY
QUESTION
BUT
I SEE
YOU PLURAL
AGREE
WHAT SURPRISE
I SEE
IN FRONT OF
MY VERY OWN OCULAR DEVICES
THE IMMINENCY OF
A LUMINOUS RED NOVA
HOW NOTEWORTHY
OF COURSE
IMMINENCY
IS RELATIVE
TO
A SPACE SQUID
Greetings, present squids.
GREETINGS, O GREAT ONES! I have come to join your fleet.
I love the comets,
I love the galaxies,
I love giant space squids,
I love to see them soar,
I love the musiverse,
With all its craziness…
WELCOME, MUSA TEUTHIDA.
WE SHALL NOT HARM YOUR STAR.
SHE IS ACCEPTABLE
SHE MAY BECOME OF THE FLEET.
WELCOME TOO, MUSA TEUTHIDA.
HAVE YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU ANY TALES OF YOUR PASTPLACE
WAIT
I KNOW THIS FIDDLER
HER NATURE IS OBSCURE
BUT SHE IS SQUIDLIIKE, AND KNOWS THE WAYS OF STARS
LET HER JOURNEY WITH US
TOO PUNNY FOR ME, BUT FOR THIS ILLUSTRIOUS OCCASION I SHALL ADOPT A NEW SOBRIQUET.
HELLO FELLOW CEPHALOPODS
I HAIL FROM THE OORT CLOUD
MANGLED SPEECH, PERHAPS.
SURELY “SQUIDNIGHT SQUIDDLER” WAS MEANT.
I AM NO CRAB NOR SQUIDLING. I JOIN YOU AS A FELLOW TRAVELLER THROUGH THE VOID, FOR THOUGH I ENCOMPASS STARS I HAVE NOT YET TOUCHED THE DEPTHS OF THE UNIVERSE.
MIDNIGHT FIDDLER
WHAT NAME IS THIS
IT IS A CRAB NAME
NAME YOUR PURPOSE, CRAB
HAIL, SQUIDLING
YOUR SMALL SPEECH TELLS ME
YOUR TENTACLES WILL NOT YET ENCOMPASS A STAR
PATIENCE!
ONE DAY YOU SHALL JOIN US
SALUTATIONS, FRIENDS
LET OUR PEACEFUL, DRIFTING WAY
INSPIRE THE WORLD
hello new friends
I hope you are well
I have never devoured a star
but someday I might like to try
THAT WOULD BE GOOD SPORT.
BUT THE CENTER IS TOO TAME TO KINDLE A QUASAR,
AND THE OCEANS OF THE THIRD PLANET AND ONE OF THE MOONS
HARBOR MANY SMALL SQUID-COUSINS
WHO HAVE NOT YET TAKEN TO SPACE.
THERE IS LITTLE NEED
TO DEVOUR A STAR
LET US MERELY DIVERT IT
DISTURB IT FROM ITS ALLOTTED PATH
AND IN JUST A FEW MILLENNIA
THE CENTRAL VOID WILL TAKE IT
AND WE MAY BASK IN THE LIGHT IT LEAVES
GREETING-FEELINGS
WELCOME TRAVELER
NO NEED FOR FEAR
THIS NIGHT IS A NIGHT FOR SHARING STORIES
ONLY THE INANIMATE WILL BE EATEN IN THIS NIGHT-PLACE
QUESTION
YOU ARE A SEA SQUID
QUESTION WAS.
the stars keep spinning (aaaaahh it’s mesmerising) and I keep drifting – wonder where I’ll end up next?
in the meantime hello! I hope you don’t mind if I join you. I am friendly, if a little dazed by the twinkling of the stars. by the way, that recipe for celestial salad sounds delicious.
THERE IS A TIME FOR SMALL PREY
A TIME FOR LARGE PREY
A TIME FOR WHALES
NOT NOW
THE CURRENT ONE MAY BE ALLOWED TO SHINE FOR A FEW MILLENNIA YET
PERHAPS FILTER-FEEDING IN THE KUPIER BELT
WILL DO FOR NOW
HRNNNNNGH, YES.
THE CURRENTS OF SPACE ARE SOOTHING HERE.
Creating stars is such hard work. Let’s bask under our handiwork and drift idly through the firmament.
NOT THE NEAREST ONE.
WE NEED IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
COME, MY FLEET
TONIGHT
WE DEVOUR A STAR
SOMEONE NEW IS HERE.
WELCOME.
AND NOW, COMPANIONS,
LET US WAIT FOR THE OTHERS.
GADZOOKS.
THE UNIVERSE IS LOVELY.
I BRING GREETINGS FROM THE SQUID NEBULA TO ALL MY FELLOW SQUIDS. LET US ALL DRIFT TOGETHER THROUGH THE VASTY DARKNESS OF SPACE AND SPRINKLE STARDUST IN OUR WAKE.
SIXTYSIX DIPPERS OF MOONDUST
A BAY’S WORTH OF PLANKTON
A PINCH OF STARDUST
A HEALTHY SPURT OF INK
IS ALL YOU NEED
FOR ONE BATCH
OF I’S CELESTIAL SALAD.
I’m just a little squid under the sea don’t even go very deep really just sort of dart around you know zip zip zip that’s me heh but I must say it’s great really great to be hanging out with all these huge cephs who travel all over the universe you know and have seen everything and have so much wisdom and stuff and gee whiz I’m such a little speck they don’t even want to eat me hehe just joking don’t eat me
CHASING A COMET,
I FOUND THIS PLACE.
SO MUCH BETTER!
THOUGH I DO LIKE ICE.
GLAD TO HAVE FOUND THIS BASKING GROUND
A PLACE OF FRIENDS AND WARM PLASMA
IT WAS COLD OUT THERE
AT THE END OF THE SPIRAL ARM